I'm trying a blog. Hello internet :)
So, I thought I killed my cat last night. I woke up in the middle of the night because my arm fell asleep, and for some reason - in my mid-sleeping stupor - I thought she was dead. Even more insane, I started crying and shaking her violently to get her to come back to life. After she (logically) woke up and gave me a "wtf is wrong with you" stare, she turned around and fell back asleep.
In conclusion, my cat is alive, and my subconscious is insane.